Pavlina: Life is Not For the Living

December 3, 2008

Scribefire!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Pavlina @ 3:01 pm

Do you Scribfire? You need to. This handy firefox plug-in allows you to post from firefox without having to be logged into your blog. I really like it. I know it’s a bit silly, since you have to be only and yada yada yada anyway, but for some reason it just seems so much easier. I’m sure you can appreciate anything that makes my posting a bit easier.

speaking of logging into my blog, it seemed like just yesterday I did the whole upgrade thing and now Wordpress says it’s time again! Wheee! For some reason I just hate doing this, it is such a PITA. I’ll leave that job to tonight since I am “still at work”. anyway, I just wanted to share all that with you. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Heard around teh interwebs

Filed under: Uncategorized — Pavlina @ 11:46 am

Beware, there be snarkiness ahead.

I was going through my reader list today and a few posts on a certain site caught my eye. Now, this particular site always gets me going, I do believe the only reason I still read it is to shake my head at the craziness of it all. Here are a few statements lifted directly from actual posts and reader comments that make no sense whatsoever.

And in my neck of the woods, protein is cheaper than decent vegetables.

Really? So where you live you can get steak, or chicken cheaper than fresh vegetables? Really? Where do you live, in a slaughterhouse? Lets do an example. I can get a pound of carrots for under a buck. A pounds of chicken breast will run about 5 bucks, a pound of ground beef will run anywhere from 3-6 bucks a pound, steak just goes up. So how, exactly is it cheaper to buy meat than fresh produce? Please tell me if I have gotten it wrong.

it’s easier for me to get iron from a steak than to eat a ton of spinach

Possibly. I know I would rather get my iron from meat than a lot of vegetables, but spinach is not the only vegetable to contain this mineral. There is always the possibility of taking an iron supplement. Please, don’t feel like you are driven to eating meat because you need more iron.

We go with ground turkey or chicken, instead of beef (I’m the “almost vegetarian” in the family)

Do I even need to go over this one? Do I?

with an extra few minutes I can make a homemade seasoning blend that tastes even better

2 teaspoons chili powder
1 teaspoon cumin
pinch cayenne (optional)
1/2 teaspoon minced garlic
salt to taste

Okay, now I’m just splitting hairs. Her “Homemade seasoning blend” contains 4, maybe 5, items. If you hate the evil sodium lurking in the pre-packaged blends, then going with 4, maybe 5, items is not going to add so much time as to make it a huge chore.

Okay, that’s all I got for you now. I promise to be back with a non snarky post later on.

December 2, 2008

Oh my sweet yummy heavens

Filed under: Uncategorized — Pavlina @ 3:20 pm

Two posts in tow days? Can it be?

Have you heard of these? They are call Stroopwafels. They are delicious. Do you like cookies? (check) Do you like caramel? (check) Do you like hot tea or coffee? (check) Then you will love these.

yummy

Does that not look yummy? How about this…

yummmmm

You need to get you some of these. My sister, of whom I complained about in my previous post is a muckety-muck of Starbucks. yes, THAT Starbucks, evil empire that they are for reasons many and varied. She tells me of these “things that you put on top of your coffee and they get all soft and melty” in the words of my 17 year old niece. I just look at her blankly. “These,” my sister tells me and shoves one of these

stroop

into my hands. This all occured about 5 minutes before we were to leave to get them to the airport. “You make the coffee and put these on top so they get warm,” she shouts over her shoulder. “You can only get them in the Netherlands!” “Hardly,” I think. I buy things you can only get from England online all the time, these would be no different.

Anyway, with all the celebrations (Food) and holidays (more food) and this all occurring on Sunday lunchtime, I just hadn’t had a chance to try one yet. Yesterday I spent doing errands, so I never really had a hot drink at home other than my early morning coffee and I try really hard not to eat cookies before noon. :) I packed my lunch last night (and yes, I was able to find my way to work without a map), then on a second thought this morning, I placed a couple of these cookies in a baggie in my lunch bag. I just ate one. It was delicious. You need to try these. Now. Go buy them, right now. I hear this is a good place. I normally would not tell you to go to a website and buy something, but you really need to go there. Right now.

December 1, 2008

I’m uncool

Filed under: Uncategorized — Pavlina @ 10:46 am

Hello again! I just have one really quick thing to say, It is Dec first and I have completed NaNoWriMo this year, I wrote my novel and it was good! I mean good in the sense that I completed it and got over the 50K barrier. I don’t know how good it really is since I pulled at 24 stunt at the end and ended things rather abruptly and only closed like 2 out of 6 plot threads. Ooops. That what the editing process is for, right? At any rate, here is my winners badge NaNoWriMo 2008 Winner's Certificate. I am pretty glad that is over, this is my third time doing it, second win. I never even attempted last year, my life was just too crazy. It was slightly less crazy this year and I just managed to get it squeezed out. Honestly, it is a crazy thing to do. Especially the way I did it, which was to hand write the entire thing. My three main digits fingertip of my right hand are actually numb from writing 50495 words in 30 days with a pen and paper. Crazy.

Dec 1 also means the un-official proper start of the Christmas holiday season. Before now, the retailers were just kind of playing at Christmas. They had their displays but were holding back from a full-on assault. Well, that is no longer the case. It’s officially on, so we will all have to deal with it over the next month. I wish I could say I was done with my Christmas shopping, but Alas that is not the case. I still have a bit left to do, woe is me.

So it was an interesting weekend. I had two “work from home” days on Tuesday and Wednesday, today I am on an official day off. It is super nice as I had my Sister and 17 year old niece visiting and they left yesterday around 1pm. While I love seeing my sister when she visits she does drive me mad. I am glad to say my niece turned out okay, and was not the usual waste that most teenagers seem to be. I don’t quite understand what makes it all so difficult at that age. Do you think cavemen teens had these same issues? Probably not since they were most likely moms at a very young age and not really so obsessed with hanging out at the mall and texting their friends, but dealing with issues like survival and raising their young brood. I don’t think the phone was ever far from her clutches over the entire 4 day period. It was nothing if not impressive. For all that though, she was still sweet and even had a bit of time for my little ones.

Why is it that when people have children, they automatically take their circumstances and apply it to the rest of civilization? Really. I have heard it all before, and I have been a parent for about half a second. When I decided to cloth diaper my babies, all I heard was how hard it would be and babies go through so many diapers and I would never be able to keep up and blah blah blah. Well, guess what? I did it. Twice. So this person really had no business telling me I can’t do it just because she was unable to deal with it. I really wish people would not do this to me. really. I do NOT appreciate it, it makes me want to be the first family to colonize the moon or mars just so I can be far away from parenting advice. The specific thing I am talking about is shopping, clothes and shoes of sort. We (my sister, niece and me) were out shopping and my niece loves Abercrombie and Fitch and all I can say is the people who run that store are brilliant and laughing all the way to the bank. I have never seen such high price ordinary clothes in my life. So my sister was all, “you know your kids will want this one day. blah blah blah. You’re getting all boring, and you won’t be cool anymore and blah blah blah. You gotta stay with it and blah blah blah.” Just on and on. I was getting so fed up with it all. I have never, I’m sure, been into the kind of slobby clothing that the youth wears today. if I didn’t like it then, why should I like it now? How does this makes me “uncool’? And do I really want to be “cool” anyway? As far as I can tell, I have always been into pretty much the same stuff, so I don’t really see the point in changing that now. I did not appreciate her carping on me the entire weekend about how uncool I was becoming.

So I was not entirely sad to see my sister leave. Now I have the rest of this cold, rainy day to finish laundry, run to target and the Dry Cleaners, then hopefully have a bit of time for myself.

Oh, and I tried to play Halo last night and I was AWFUL! It was horrible how bad I had gotten. *sob*

September 24, 2008

Am I the only sane person here? Can you join me?

Filed under: Rants — Pavlina @ 2:27 pm

Warning. Rant Alert. You have been warned.

Eight dollars for a bag? A reusable bag made out of a man-made material? A reusable bag that I can fold up and store in my purse? Puh-leaze. If I could fold it up and store it inside my cheek, maybe I would spend that. Honestly. I buy those non-woven bags from my grocery store with the name on the side for ONE DOLLAR. Can I reuse it? Yes. Does it fold down and store in my purse and/or cheek? No. Do I care? No. I live in suburban Maryland, so I must drive to get a loaf of bread or whatever so I just take my big ole pile of bags with me in my CAR and drive to the grocery store or whatever and use my cheap ass bag I got me from the grocery store to put my groceries in and I AM GOOD that way. Eights bucks, as if!

Don’t even get me STARTED on the “high end” canvas bag for TWENTY FIVE dollars! I don’t care what cute saying is on the side, I am not even going to spend on a bag what I could buy two DVDs for with change! It’s a bag! A bag that you will put your stuff into. A bag, a bag, a bag.

September 22, 2008

I’ll never get it done, never, never, never

Filed under: Site news — Pavlina @ 8:29 pm

Trying to get my new template up, but I gotta admit that every time I open it it looks like total gibberish to me. What does all this stuff mean anyway? I thought CSS and stylesheets was meant to make everything easier, not more muddled and complicated. Ugh. I’ll get there, slowly but surely. I wanted to have this done by now, but honestly, I have barely started. Add to it that I have been suspending all my reading (RSS) until I get this done, I have a BIG ole backlog.

Just do it.

September 3, 2008

And so it begins!

Filed under: Site news — Pavlina @ 3:57 pm

I am so excited! I finally got off me butt and upgraded word press on my server, WOO-HOO!!!!! Now I can finally make some sweet sweet changes to the site so stayed tuned!

September 2, 2008

wow, tiny baby

Filed under: Family — Pavlina @ 7:56 pm

Looking through my Flickr pictures, this was number one. May 2004. Martin was probably days old. Enjoy.

Baby Martin

September 1, 2008

Brazil, Part one

Filed under: travel — Pavlina @ 9:33 pm

or should I say, Brasil, uma parte. Well, maybe I shouldn’t as my brain refused to acknowledge the Portuguese and instead inserted Spanish which was just as bad as speaking English as I don’t think they understood a word I was saying, English or Spanish. I get ahead of myself.

So, Jason and I were in Brazil for 10 days, without the children as Jason’s parents came over and looked after the kids. A special kind of hell, having the in-laws over who you have absolutely nothing in common with except for their son. Anyway. 10 9 days in Brazil in August which is winter there, but their winter feels more like our early summer so I wasn’t exactly miserable. We spent three and a half days in Rio, then five and a half days in Buzios. I’ll tell you about Rio today and tell you about Buzios later in the month. :)))))

So we get to our hotel in Rio, Copacabana around 1pm or so, the flight was late leaving Hotlanta and we rolled the dice and took this shuttle from the airport to the hotel. The shuttle was kind of cool, it drove through most of the city and I was able to see a lot of the city but it did take forever. We got to the hotel and checked in, it was nice at the Marriott (I cashed in some of my points) and we took showers right away (why is it that over 12 hours of air travel makes one so filthy?) then walked around a bit, soaking up the sites, looking at the people.

Sandcastle We saw a few of these on the beach, this must have taken ages to do and it had an amazing amount of detail in it.

Copacabana beach I must include the obligatory beach photo, but this day was a but cool, and I did take it later in the day, probably around 3-4 local time, remember it was winter and full dark at 6pm. Notice there aren’t too many people around.

They also have a bunch of kiosks on the beach, mostly bars, but we sw this guy there as well:Kiosk McDonalds I thought it was interesting they had a “Beijing menu” while we were there, complete with cheeseburgers with this weird stir fry on top, fried rice sticks and something else that was weird.

The next day was Friday, time to go to the Sugarloaf. I should let you know that while I love thrill rides, I do detest things that go high and slow, i.e. ferris wheel, Jumbo ferris wheel (the London EYE), cable cars! Yes, one must ride not one but two cable cars to get to the top of Sugarloaf, which is not so bad for those who are not terrified of such or who have husbands that did not show them scenes from Moonraker. Here I am, going to my death, Goodbye World!.
cable car
Can you believe I rode in two of those!?! It was well worth the view, though.

aerials

view

view 2

One more

copacabana
That’s the view of Copacabana beach from the top.

So we walked back from Sugarloaf to the hotel, via the Rio Sul shopping center where I did quite a bit of window shopping and we had lunch, then onto the hotel where we tried to go to the beach but it was too late in the day. We went back to the room, got changed and went to dinner. On the walk back from dinner to the hotel, we were caught up in a scam scheme. It was hilarious. Well, to me anyway. There we were walking down the street, and we were accosted by this shoe shine guy who we were prepared to keep walking by but he gestures to Jason’s shoe which had magically grown a heap of s***. Jason stands there while this guy cleans his shoe, and the guy is making a big deal of the stinky s***, using a brand new toothbrush, etc, etc, etc. I am giggling ,then the guy wants 20 reals for it! The nerve! If you ever go to Rio and walk down the Copacabana, watch out for flying s***!

Saturday! Beach day!

We get our suits on and take a walk down to the Fort Copacabana, stopping by a little cafe for breakfast on the way. The Fort was pretty neat and cost something like 5 reals to get into, so a real bargain considering how nice it was. I took a few more pics there.

Fort Copacabana

Mural

This was a cool mural at the fort. Anyway so we walk around inside the Fort, no pictures allowed so sorry about that, then contine walking to Ipanema, then back to our beach where there were actual cabana boys to get you chairs towels and drinks and if you have ever been to the Copacabana beach this means something as you cannot move on this beach without getting sighted by every seller of anything you could want badgering you. You can buy beach towels, bikinis, jewelry, food, drink, tanning oil, futbol jerseys, purses, shells, beads, the list goes on and on. We finally left the beach as the sun got low in the sky, went to dinner then had some drinks at a kiosk along the beachfront that night.

Sunday! We did nothing, as I picked up food poisoning at some point the day before, I suspected the dinner, but it could have been anything. We had meant to go to the Hippie Market, but all I did was lie around in the Marriott watching the Olympics in Portuguese, hoping my innards had calmed down before our bus ride to Buzios.

And that is where I must leave as this blog post has gotten very long indeed. More later. Bye!
s\

August 31, 2008

A little something to tide you over

Filed under: Uncategorized — Pavlina @ 2:40 pm

purple liriope

A small handful of happiness. Sorry for my absence, but if you have been visiting the page and reading my twitters, you’ll know that I was in Brasil/Brazil. I will give you the whole story soon!

Next Page »

Powered by WordPress